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Jan. 31st, 2005 @ 01:57 pm My Response:
Wow! This sounds like a fantastic opportunity! You see, I am a poor,
working class, black man. It sure is hard growing up on the west-side
of Rockford. I think this could be the opportunity for my family and I
to break the shackles of oppression and rise up to a better life.
Right now, I work for minumum wage at the local dollar store, which is
nice because I get to meet a lot of girls. You wouldn't believe how
attractive the girls that come into my shop are. Mostly, they're nice
and thick around the edges, and they smoke a lot(which I think is
REALLY sexy!). Some of them have lost a lot of teeth because of the
low flouride content of the public water. That's okay though, because
it makes for great adventures in the back room!! With the money you
are proposing, I could finally buy that Escalade I've been wanting,
and the women would just go wild!! Please let me know anything I can
do to help!!

Urgently awaiting your prompt response:

Geoffery T. Brookins
(my friends call me "G-Unit")
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Jan. 31st, 2005 @ 01:54 pm YES!! I finally got one!!
hahaha... I always wanted one of these e-mails.. I just recieved one.. and I'm TOTALLY going to fuck with this guy.. It's one of those... "we need to get some-odd billion dollars into the U.S. but we need an american contact.. you get 30%".. hahaha.. this is going to rock.. here's the message:

I am the chairman of the contract award committee of the oil ministry here in Nigeria, for security reasons, I may not wish to disclose how I got your email address for now.

After due deliberation with my partner, I decided to forward to you this business proposal, we want you to assist us receive the sum of
Twenty eight million, six hundred thousand united state bills
(us28.6m) into your account. This fund resulted from an over-invoiced contract awarded by us under the budget allocation to my ministry and the bill was approved for payment by the concerned ministries. The contract was executed, commissioned and the contractor was paid his actual cost of the contract. Now, we are left with the balance of us28.6m as the over invoiced amount, which we have deliberately over estimated for our own use. Please note that the law forbids civil servants to operate or own foreign accounts hence this contact, we have agreed to share the money in the following percentages: 30 for you, 60 for us 10 for tax as may be required by your government.

Note that this transaction is very much free from all sorts of risk hence the business was carefully planned before it was successfully executed and we the officials involved in the deal have put many years in service to our ministry. We have been exercising patience for this privilege for so long not until the presidential announcement last week, that all foreign contractors owed be paid forthwith, this will enable the presidency reconcile our debt ratio with the outside world and to most of us, this is a lifetime blessing we cannot afford to miss. Upon indication of your interest to fully co-operate with us, a payment application/information form will be sent to you via email for completion.
Note that the following information: a) bankers name and address, b) account number and account name and c) your private phone number and email address will enable us seek/secure approval of the fund from the concerned government quarters/ministries within 3-4 banking days.

As soon as we confirm receipt of this money in your nominated bank account, my partner and I will come over to your country to arrange for our own share and possibly invest part of this money in your country.

Let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this transaction. I shall furnish you with some details about myself. Your prompt reply will be highly appreciated.

Best regards.

Engr. Adams. I. S. A
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Jan. 27th, 2005 @ 02:12 pm OH....MY....GOD....
Holy shit... I can't stop laughing... it's a little lame at first.. but wait till it starts going!!!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/phuckamon.html?
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Jan. 14th, 2005 @ 01:15 pm i like it...
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Dec. 21st, 2004 @ 07:56 am lol.. i thought these were funny...



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Dec. 20th, 2004 @ 11:35 am (no subject)
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Josh
2. Hunny (lol)
3. Mr. Kampmeier (execs at work like to call me Mr. Kampmeier, I dunno why)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Josh102983 (very first AOL SN!!)
2. TheCatlnTheHat (I wish I still had it)
3. mom Im gay (hehe.. good story behind that)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my hair
2. my..egh..sensitive area...lol
3. my job :) [i agree]

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Current Size (moo!)
2. My Nose(!!!!)
3. It takes much more than it should for me to get emotional...

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. I think there's a little Irish somewhere, but mostly German
3.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. The thought of Microsoft controlling the internet...
2. extreme heights.. I'm okay with normal stuff.. but something hanging off of a 120 story building on a roller coaster.. nah, fuck that!
3. The idea of anything bad happening to my kids..

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. cell phone
2. wallet
3. computer/internet access :P

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. 6 guage barbell
2. 12 guage barbell
3. Nautica? heh..

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. TOOL
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. A Perfect Circle

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Fourteen - The Vandals (heh.. that's great)
2. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
3. Head Like a Hole(live) - Nine Inch Nails (it was on the radio this morning, WOOHOO!)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get married to Trish (i suppose I can 'try' it...lol)
2. Finish my 2 Associates
3. Get my MCSA and Linux+

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Intimacy (ditto) {sounds good to me}
2. Support
3. Encouragement (unless it's something that should not be encouraged, and rather a good slap upside the head is needed, that's good too!)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I have been measured at just over 9"
2. I am bisexual
3. I'm a computer geek

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (or same) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Face package (eyes, teeth, smile, all together)
2. I like butts.. heh..
3. Somewhat embarassing... but I'm a HUGE fan of the smell of a *clean* vagina...

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Kiss guys...lol..
2. Eat after slimy kids.. *GAG*
3. Apparently, pierce my nipples.. as I've ried multiple times... lol..

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Linux
2. FreeBSD
3. Web Design

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get a bike..
2. buy a house!
3. get freaky with a hot girl ;) [that is an acceptable answer :P ]

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Network Technician
2. Systems Administrator
3. Computer Scientist (It was my teacher who got me into *NIX based OSes job title at Sundstrand, and he was actually in charge of all UNIX operations.And it sounds good)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. L.A.
2. Austrailia
3. Japan

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Xander
2. ugh.. Brennan
3. I dunno..

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Monetary Stability?
2. Retirement
3. Breeding Green Tree Pythons?

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DO THIS MEME:
1. umm... I don't think I know 3 people..lol.. consciousdream (already did it)
2. ::checks friends list:: heh.. mjwilliamson
3. munkyshines
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Sep. 30th, 2004 @ 12:48 pm (no subject)
Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutconsciousdream
who waspreforming oral on you
ina hotel room
withan animal
which made youcry
but was interupted bynucklehead
who began totake pictures
You awokewondering what it was you ate/drank/smoked/took
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 82%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Sep. 28th, 2004 @ 11:14 am New icon...
I was bored at work so I made a new icon.. Mike is gone for yesterday and today.. and I don't have a whole lot to do... I kinda like my icon though.. heh.. I just saw that they have LJ clients for linux.. Drivel looks pretty good.. maybe I'll have to get it... then I can update more frequently...
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Sep. 21st, 2004 @ 11:14 am lol..
Your Penis Name is: Godzilla



Cute egh??
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Sep. 14th, 2004 @ 11:55 am STUPID FUCKERS...
God damnit... I am supposed to be taking my test for M$ Windows Server 2000 Certification tomorrow... and I just got a call telling me that I haven't paid for the test.. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHARGED TO MY FUCKING FINANCIAL AID!!!! Also, I am supposed to be taking my test for Word Expert Certification which also, WAS NEVER CHARGED TO MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!!!! This means that, A. I have to pay out of pocket for both tests, B. I have to pay for the test TODAY or I can't take it tomorrow.. and C. My Schools Financial Aid department is full of Fucking half-retarded assholes that need to have their nuts cut off and their brains sucked out like an aborted fetus...


I Hate Fuck Ups.....
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